FOOD AND DRINK FOR THOUGHT

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks that the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and drink a lot of wine, both whites and reds, and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Chinese drink hardly any red wine and have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wines and also have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

 

Germans drink huge amounts of beer and eat lots of sausages with high fat counts, yet have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English will kill you.

I found this in one of my language notebooks. For the life of me I  can't attribute it to the original author because I  simply can't remember who said it first.