Worst Movie Ever. Slip into your comfy house robe made from purple wombat hair ...

.... and think about this movie I'd love to make with Larry David and Mel Brooks:

WORST MOVIE EVER

Cast: Steven Segal, Jean Claude van Damme, Paris Hilton

Music: Kenny G, Josh Groban, Michael Bolton

Cinematography: Anthony Wiener

Producers: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell

Director: Sylvester Stallone

Does adderall treat ADHD? No, not after reading this post!

[Much better when read aloud.]

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[Another moral, with a linguistic foundation: Intonation is an integral part of meaning.]

Celebrate Independence Day With A Good Book

We should be grateful this Independence Day that random fate placed us in a country where we enjoy our freedoms and are free to think what we'll think without fear and we'll read and we'll write without fear.

1. SONGS OF SADNESS, SONGS OF LOVE, by Larry K. Andrews. (Mystery-Romance) This is the story of Ryan Graves, a young boy growing up. Not only does he have the usual fears of adolescence, but a physical disability causes him even greater agony and heightened fears and of being rejected by his peers. The reader watches this young man as he goes through middle school, high school, and the university with new emotional challenges at each level. This is a study about how people respond to challenging experiences in their lives; some people are overwhelmed and defeated by their challenges while others accept and accommodate them, moving onwards to successful adulthood.

2. THE CHINA-AFRICA PARALLAX: A RYAN AND GILLIAN MYSTERY, by Larry K. Andrews. (Action-Thriller) The China-Africa Parallax: A Ryan and Gillian Mystery describes how representatives of China and Africa are conspiring to steal research data from major US universities. They will kill anyone who gets in their way in order to achieve their ultimate goal: economic and military domination of the world. This is a fast-moving mystery with an emphasis on today’s geo-political issues economics. Ryan Graves and his wife, Gillian Davies, characters introduced in Songs of Sadness, Songs of Love, assume perilous, key roles central to the FBI strategy to thwart the devastating conspiracy.

Hardback and paperback available at amazon.com; enter the title in the search box. Order e-book edition directly from Kindle store.

July 3: 40th anniversary of the death of Jim Morrison of The Doors. Get a contemplative book

1. SONGS OF SADNESS, SONGS OF LOVE, by Larry K. Andrews. (Mystery-Romance) This is the story of Ryan Graves, a young boy growing up. Not only does he have the usual fears of adolescence, but a physical disability causes him even greater agony and heightened fears and of being rejected by his peers. The reader watches this young man as he goes through middle school, high school, and the university with new emotional challenges at each level. This is a study about how people respond to challenging experiences in their lives; some people are overwhelmed and defeated by their challenges while others accept and accommodate them, moving onwards to successful adulthood.

2. THE CHINA-AFRICA PARALLAX: A RYAN AND GILLIAN MYSTERY, by Larry K. Andrews. (Action-Thriller) The China-Africa Parallax: A Ryan and Gillian Mystery describes how representatives of China and Africa are conspiring to steal research data from major US universities. They will kill anyone who gets in their way in order to achieve their ultimate goal: economic and military domination of the world. This is a fast-moving mystery with an emphasis on today’s geo-political issues economics. Ryan Graves and his wife, Gillian Davies, characters introduced in Songs of Sadness, Songs of Love, assume perilous, key roles central to the FBI strategy to thwart the devastating conspiracy.

Hardback and paperback available at amazon.com; enter the title in the search box. Order e-book edition directly from Kindle store.